I Was Kissed Today...
...by an old uncle can!!!
Grrr... Sibeh unfair lah. Some old uncle with dementia comes into the surgery and starts spouting rubbish to the poor GP. After about 20 minutes of talking (obviously half way through I started day dreaming) the GP started hinting STRONGLY that he should go.
But the poor old chap continued talking about fishing (FISHING!?!?!? How uncle is that) and when he was finally forced to leave, he came over, grabbed my arm, and gave me a kiss on the cheek! (of which I recoiled horribly to so all he got was a slight brush of my fine, fine skin)
HOW DARE HE! Chou Ngo Sui!??!
@#$%^&!!!
I mean, I have nothing against kissing.
If it was someone fit.
Like...
Lin Dan.
See those rippling muscles??? *_*
Although he beat Malaysia's Lee Chong Wei flat, (make that TRASHED LCW all the way down to the centre of the Earth and back) in the Beijing Olympics badminton men finals, Lin Dan is still on my top list because he IS ssssssssssmmoooooookiiing hot.
Lee Chong Wei looks like a scrawny long bean next to him.
Aiyo, mana ada fight!?!!?
Some Googling revealed that Lin Dan's gf is OLDER than him lorh. By like TWO freaking years. I think he needs to open his eyes bigger and take in more perspective that there are a lot of younger, fitter girls out there, which is much more suitable for him.
Like me.
However, my mandarin totally cannot make it. Still, there is no barrier betweenlust love is there?
Although I believe that I should be nationalistic and slam Lin Dan since he was such an arrogant toot when he lost to LCW during the Malaysia Open, one can never overcome nor underestimate the pure power of superficiality.
Yeah, I know that sentence sounds wrong.
OR, I can always settle for someone with more talent.
Like...
King of Mandopop, Jay Chou.
Now, this is someone with an undeniable gift in music. Not only does he compose his own songs, sings them and directs his own MVs, he has attained even greater heights by capturing the movie scene in both acting and directing.
How on earth can you resist someone like that??
Sure, aiming for Jay Chou is a bit high, but then again, he went for a nose job so that means he isn't perfect.
So if he ain't perfect, why should I be?
Or perhaps, I'd settle for someone who is within reach, like...
Hins Cheung.
Not that I super like him (a bit too pretty boy and scrawny in my opinion) but I suppose he is the closest superstar I can get to considering I know his sister and all. But too bad, she is married in her own happy little world and I do not reckon she will fancy a request from me to meet her busy brother because I want to kiss him.
That won't go down good At All.
But anyone would be better than the old geezer who stole 1% of my virginity.
I suppose the ONLY consolation I get is that he is Posh. So that reduces the likelihood of an infection spread and also that means if there was any mushrooms,melons or tofus, I can SUE His Pants Off.
Welcome to women of the 21st century baby.
Grrr... Sibeh unfair lah. Some old uncle with dementia comes into the surgery and starts spouting rubbish to the poor GP. After about 20 minutes of talking (obviously half way through I started day dreaming) the GP started hinting STRONGLY that he should go.
But the poor old chap continued talking about fishing (FISHING!?!?!? How uncle is that) and when he was finally forced to leave, he came over, grabbed my arm, and gave me a kiss on the cheek! (of which I recoiled horribly to so all he got was a slight brush of my fine, fine skin)
HOW DARE HE! Chou Ngo Sui!??!
@#$%^&!!!
I mean, I have nothing against kissing.
If it was someone fit.
Like...
Lin Dan.
See those rippling muscles??? *_*
Although he beat Malaysia's Lee Chong Wei flat, (make that TRASHED LCW all the way down to the centre of the Earth and back) in the Beijing Olympics badminton men finals, Lin Dan is still on my top list because he IS ssssssssssmmoooooookiiing hot.
Lee Chong Wei looks like a scrawny long bean next to him.
Aiyo, mana ada fight!?!!?
Some Googling revealed that Lin Dan's gf is OLDER than him lorh. By like TWO freaking years. I think he needs to open his eyes bigger and take in more perspective that there are a lot of younger, fitter girls out there, which is much more suitable for him.
Like me.
However, my mandarin totally cannot make it. Still, there is no barrier between
Although I believe that I should be nationalistic and slam Lin Dan since he was such an arrogant toot when he lost to LCW during the Malaysia Open, one can never overcome nor underestimate the pure power of superficiality.
Yeah, I know that sentence sounds wrong.
OR, I can always settle for someone with more talent.
Like...
King of Mandopop, Jay Chou.
Now, this is someone with an undeniable gift in music. Not only does he compose his own songs, sings them and directs his own MVs, he has attained even greater heights by capturing the movie scene in both acting and directing.
How on earth can you resist someone like that??
Sure, aiming for Jay Chou is a bit high, but then again, he went for a nose job so that means he isn't perfect.
So if he ain't perfect, why should I be?
Or perhaps, I'd settle for someone who is within reach, like...
Hins Cheung.Not that I super like him (a bit too pretty boy and scrawny in my opinion) but I suppose he is the closest superstar I can get to considering I know his sister and all. But too bad, she is married in her own happy little world and I do not reckon she will fancy a request from me to meet her busy brother because I want to kiss him.
That won't go down good At All.
But anyone would be better than the old geezer who stole 1% of my virginity.
I suppose the ONLY consolation I get is that he is Posh. So that reduces the likelihood of an infection spread and also that means if there was any mushrooms,melons or tofus, I can SUE His Pants Off.
Welcome to women of the 21st century baby.
heh.....it was just a peck on the cheek!
Why so uptight?
So you are highly offended that a geriatric angler had the temerity to graze his sandpaper-like lips across your sacred cheeks, but sure wouldn't mind if it was Lin Dan or (the highly-overrated) Jay Chou?
Shades of shallowness, m'lady? ;-)
miskissed said...
5:37 PM
LoL
well, partly because he is old and have no right to 'peck' me and also that he ain't good looking at all..
and partly ... Yes i Am shallow... and that tad superficial..
^_^
rachelhung said...
10:43 PM
updettt..
pp said...
10:55 PM